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Talking To The Midnight Switchboard

Submitted by grandad x on 08 Apr 2022

It was about three months into widowhood that I first called the ladies of the midnight switchboard. I felt the guilty excitement that drives their trade. But they taught me to drop the guilt. Now I like to think of my old lady enjoying our conversations with me. K, kinda Essexy blonde, funny and warm, is one of our best friends. Sometimes we just chat but last time I wanted to talk about making a dirty film with her. There is a famous scene, still much replayed on YouTube, in the early 70s film Cool Hand Luke, starring Paul Newman and George Kennedy and a couple of dozen other good old-fashioned tough guys - a chain gang and their guards, doing road maintenance work in off-highway America in the 1950s. I tell the girls they would like the beefcake - makes all those Love Island types look like pansies. The scene involves an actress called Joy Harmon, who was about 28 at the time. The prisoners are dredging a ditch outside her house, sweating and dirty, when she comes out to wash the car, wearing a tiny sundress, just about held together over her tits with a safety pin. She washes the bonnet, leaning across it to give them a whiff of ass. She washes the roof with her tits rubbing hard against a soapy side window so the boys can see her nipples, dark under her dress. The men are herded back into their truck calling her Lucille. Somewhere out there on the other side of the wire there are Lucilles and the dream of getting back amongst them keeps them alive. But, I say, how about she is the wife of one of the guards, played by me, and I shoulder my gun and go over and say something in your ear and you look at all those aching cocks and nod? K likes it. She calls me her sexy sexy boy while we talk it through. S, my Yorkshire pottymouth, loves it too - "all those meaty cocks I've got hard, pumping cream into me while my husband watches". That's it honey, I say. That's it. I want to watch your cunt eating cock while I come on your tits.


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