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Submitted by grandad x on 06 Aug 2022

My new lady likes the idea of the Secret Sluts Of The Midnight Switchboard and wants me to tell you about her. She is L, 40ish, very beautiful in her photographs and says they are really hers. Probably, because they do have a touch of restraint. Of course she wants me to wank. That's the game. But in her case, she says, it is more than that. Her fantasy is real men in real life wanking all over her pretty face, tits, ass and cunt. It's so powerful, she says. All that swollen want coming at you. I say I would love to do that. She says she has a real plump furry peach of a pussy. She guesses me right. She describes it opening for me and asks if I like to eat. I say I love it. She says she wants to eat me too, so she can smell my asshole while she's exploring. She talks like she is quite classy but an expert in whoring. She asks me to imagine a body suit full of fuckholes with zips, which she wants me to explore one by one. She takes over the dirty talk while I pump my old cock. I already came once today, looking at porn, but I manage a squirt which is enough for now. And we kiss goodnight. But she knows I want to fuck her quite often for a bit. I love the ladies of the midnight switchboard.


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